Saturday 14 December 2013

T'was the week before Christmas...



                                   T'was the week before Christmas, when all through the house,

                                           Stress levels were building, in especially one spouse.




                                                    The tree was adorned with collected old balls,

                                               By a child who was frightened of dropping them all.




                                           And a control freaky mum who likes things just so,

                                                 Tried to make it fun, but failed at it though.




                                               The stocking was hung by the gas flue with care,

                                                  In hopes that the stocking fillers fit into there,




                                               The boys were nestled all snug in their beds,




                                           While visions of tuna cans danced in their heads.




                                               The gift wrap and tape were all over the floor,

                                                     While list after list and another list more,




                                                 Were hastily written, just as soon to be lost,

                                                   In piles of crap that should be in the loft.



                                                    Internet shopping will save us some time.

                                             On occasions like this, almost wish I drank wine,




                                             But hear me exclaim as I crash for the night,

                                      ''Merry Christmas to all who are reading this sh*te!''





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24 comments:

  1. SIGHHHHHHHHHH......lucky you having 2 cats that don't wreck your tree SIGHHHHHHHHHH ;-)
    xxxx

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  2. They've never shown any interest in it. Fat Freddy has a paper apple bauble he likes to play football with but it's not on the tree. Bad Bobby is too cool for toys. I cannot imagine my distress if they tried to climb that tree! xxxx

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  3. Ha ha, love it! I can relate to much of that... and it always makes me smile to see the two brothers cuddled up, it's so cute!

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    1. Thanks Antonia! They ignore each other all summer and rediscover each other when it's colder. xxx

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  4. Love it! Merry Christmas! Its scorching here, love to be in the snow all tucked up!

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    1. Thanks Kerrie! I cannot imagine a scorching Christmas! Must be weird!

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  5. You sincerely crack me up!! Love your new rendition and the pictures are so funny, well the kitties are too cute, and a Merry Christmas to you!

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    1. Ah thank you! I was slightly worried it was too sweary!

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  6. Terrific! I'd love to reply in a similar vein but I just don't have time today. Love the snap of the boys snuggled up, oh to be a cat. Happy Xmas.x

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  7. Oh it looks lovely. I love love love your puss cats, its gorgeous how they snuggle up together.
    We do share the same fairy but yours looks in much better condition than mine!!

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    1. Ah, but I love that yours wears an old net curtain put on by your mum! That's special! x

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  8. The snuggly cats photo is just gorgeous.
    I've done bugger all about C*mas and don't know if I'll bother, I've spent the day trying on bikinis and dancing to vintage Bollywood. xxx

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    1. That sounds like much more fun than the day I've had, putting junk in the loft and reorganising the loft space to accomodate it! xxx

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  9. Hilarious. I'll drink a glass for you. :)

    Your home looks lovely and inviting for the holidays, especially with those gorgeous pusses. I've let go of holiday stress as we've paired down massively this year. It took a lot of pressure off. Thankfully the wee one won't know the difference! Xo

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    1. Thanks Kelly! Ah, Adams first christmas! Whatever you do, it'll be magical! xx

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  10. Heh! Merry christmas to you too. In the thick of it here too, fun stress, love christmas xxx

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    1. Fun stress? Wow that's a new concept to me! All stress is not fun and turns me into an unbearable monster! xxx

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  11. What a fabulous Christmas poem, EK, and one I think many of us can relate to! Wine really does help though...
    We had the same fairy on our tree when I was little (I presume she's 1950s - I think she looks like Glinda from The Wizard of Oz). Your boys are soooo gorgeous, and you're ahead of me with the decorating, I've written cards and wrapped some presents but haven't unearthed the tree from the cellar yet. Might be a Night Before Christmas job at this rate! xxxx

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    1. heheh. I once dressed up as a Princess for my daughters fifth party. I was aiming for a kind of hot lookind Ariel and one of the mums said I looked just like Glinda. ;( The great thing about getting the tree out on the first December is you really get your moneys worth and with all surfaces covered, it's hard to dust. So I don't! xxxx

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  12. OMG, this is just too funny! I can't stop laughing. And here I thought I was the only control freak, list making, stressed out Christmas shopper!

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  13. Best post ever! Fact.

    Happy Christmas to you and yours. xx

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